On the main floor...well, we'll just skip Christmas

Imagine

If you will

a beautiful tree

that was hunted

and fought for

and brought down

from the greatest tree farm

on

this

earth.

it is trimmed

all aglow with lights

done up with 

trinkets and doodads

magnificently

in red, white and silver

it is full

it is tall

it is gorgeous

with trimmings just right

then

you go to work

and you come home

and you see this

(!!!!)

and you almost

al.most.

strangle your dog

before you look a little closer

and you realize

that only a really cruel

dog mommy

would decorate a tree

with shiny white

dog bone ornaments

And you peel off

into fits of uncontrollable laughter

because your puppy mutt

is chewing on a print

of this photo



as if to say

"Payback is a bitch"

Although, not really

because she's a sweetie

and she would never use

words like that

So.

We'll just skip Christmas

on the main floor

this year

Score 1 for the Puppy Mutt.